The Turnover family’s greedy siblings seek their father’s will in a hunt that initially tears the family apart but ultimately glues them together again. Showing thru Jan. 26. FSa 8pm; Su 2pm at Bowie Playhouse, 16500 White Marsh Park Dr., Bowie. $17 w/discounts; rsvp: 301-805-0291; www.bctheatre.com.
OMG, did you hear? Elle Woods is bringing Harvard to the Children’s Theatre of Annapolis in Legally Blonde: The Musical. F 7:30pm; Sa 2pm & 7:30pm; Su 2pm at the heatre, 1661 Bay Head Rd., Annapolis. $15 w/age discounts; rsvp: 410-757-2281; www.childrenstheatreofannapolis.org.
Michael Grenk considers the idea of heaven in Anton Chekhov’s short story In Exile and C.S. Lewis’ novella The Great Divorce. All welcome. 8pm at St. John’s College Key Auditorium: 410-626-2539; www.stjohnscollege.edu.
333 Coffeehouse is a monthly listening space for folk and acoustic music. Today, Chicago-based folk duo Small Potatoes debuts. 7:30pm at Annapolis Friends Meeting House, 351 DuBois Rd., Annapolis. $10 w/discounts: 443-333-9613; www.fsgw.org/333.
Mingle with other library lovers at a low-key friend-raiser with food, bubbly and the All Saints House Band. Special guest is St. Mary’s County author Christine Trent, who specializes in historical fiction set in the French revolutionary era. 7-9pm at Prince Frederick Library. $35;rsvp: 410-535-0291; www.calvert.lib.md.us.
Aqua Squares teaches families, singles and couples to square dance at tonight’s open house. 7-8:30pm at the Southern Community Center, 20 Appeal Ln., Lusby: 301-855-7937; www.aquasquaredancers.org.
Chef Clarisse fries up shrimp and hush puppies for dinner at American Legion Post 206. 5-7pm at the Legion, off of Rt. 260. $10: 301-855-6466; www.alpost206.com.
Enjoy homemade pizza, Italian bread, beer and wine at Honey’s Harvest Market & Deli’s pizza night, every Friday. 4-7:30pm at Honey’s Harvest, 7150 Lake Shore Dr., Rose Haven: 410-257-7757; www.honeysharvest.com.
Donate blood at Maryland General Assembly’s blood drive. Bring photo ID to Anne Arundel Medical Center bloodmobile, in front of House of Delegates. 9am-4pmat 6 Bladen St., Annapolis. rsvp at www.mysignup.com/ mdstate; 443-481-4251; www.aamcevents.com.