How many dysfunctions can you cram into two hours?
To say that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a dark film is like saying Ted Bundy was a bad date.
Rape. Beatings. Sexual sadism. And that doesn’t even cover the murder mystery at the heart of the film.
In 1927 a new fad was sweeping the film industry: Talking Pictures. You may have seen one or two if you’ve been to a movie in the past 84 years.
With the advent of the new technology, an entire industry fell to the wayside. Silent film actors and actresses became the cassette tapes of their times, cast into obscurity seemingly overnight.
An entertaining investigation heavier on brawn than brains
The master of deduction Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.: Due Date) has been dealing with a lot of loss of late. His romance with Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams: Midnight in Paris) is untenable. He’s at a stalemate trying to foil the plans of arch nemesis Dr. Moriarty (Jared Harris: Mad Men). Worst of all, his best mate and sleuthing sidekick Dr. Watson (Jude Law: Hugo) is getting married.
Holmes isn’t taking it well.
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring as a spaceship arrived.
Wait. Is that how the story goes?
In Arthur Christmas, a charming if not brilliant update on the story of Santa Claus, St. Nick is driven more by a palm pilot than eight tiny reindeer.
A father loses paradise but finds his family in this touching drama
Matt King (George Clooney: The Ides of March) is too busy for tragedy. The lawyer is the family trustee of the last untouched beach in Kauai, and his cousins are pressuring him to sell. But before King can make a final decision on which $100 million offer to take, his wife has a boating accident that lands her in an irreversible coma.
It’s easy to like green in this light-hearted tale
Brothers Walter and Gary (Jason Segel: Bad Teacher) are extremely different. Gary is tall, Walter is short. Gary has a girlfriend, Walter is single. Gary is human, Walter is a Muppet. Just typical family stuff.
Leaving Breaking Dawn Part 1, mercifully the second-to-last installment in the Twilight Saga, I heard a little girl cry:
“I have so many feelings about this movie, but I can’t put them into words!”
Me too, kiddo, but they pay me to try.