Volume 5 Issue 52 1997

Previously inaccessible archives from 1993-1997 now coming on-line, with more each week! Note that this is working copy (uncorrected text, no photos, including covers).


On Our Cover
Five of our favorite covers, clockwise from upper right:
1. March 27: Chessie Lives, by J. Alex Knoll.
2. July 17: Jellies Return to Chesapeake Bay. Photos courtesy of National Aquarium in Baltimore. Cover by J. Alex Knoll.
3. August 21: A Good Day on Chesapeake Bay. Photo by Bill Lambrecht.
4. July 3: Independence at Work in Chesapeake Country, by Sonia Linebaugh.
5. Center: Best of all, by Betsy Kehne on March 13 for “Doc’s Chase: Can You Find the Names of 101 Movies?” New Bay Times’ Max gnaws Oscar and unwinds the movies of 1996.

Adios ‘97
New Bay Times’ Year in Review
People You’ve Met: from Jan. 23, Bill Matuszeski, EPA’s man on the Bay • from Feb. 27, Annapolis African American historian Philip Brown • from April 3, Ballet Theatre of Annapolis’ plucky Heidi Menocal • from April 10, Gisele Ben-Dor, Annapolis Symphony’s outgoing conductor • from April 17, alternative energy wizard Jim Caldwell • from June 5, Citizen Carrie of Shady Side • from June 26, underwater archaeologist Donald Shomette • from July 31, transworld sailor Pavel Strasil • from Aug. 7, Chuck Shepherd, the man behind News of the Weird • from Sept. 21, rocker Bill Kirchen • from Oct. 23, Chesapeake Country’s garlic king Pat Piper • Things You’ve Discovered: from Jan. 20, Barter, as good as cash • from March 6, Southern Maryland’s Tobacco Market • from May 29, Animal acupuncture • from March 13, 101 Movies, name them all and win free tickets • from May 15, Kayaking rhythms • from Aug. 14, the Perfect Crabcake • from Nov. 13, the Annapolis Opera • from Dec. 4, the Anne Arundel Community College Orchestra …

Dock of the Bay in Review
From March 20, Anne Arundel County’s Plastic Mountain Won’t Shrink • from April 10, in Woodies’ Wake, No-Name Auto Sales • from April 17, Faces of History: The Hartge Clan • from June 12, Bernie’s Toes Tell All: Pretty Good Bay Day • from July 3, Local Heroes Outflank Marina Fire • from July 24, Strange Plan to Bring Trumpeters Back to the Bay • from Sept. 25, for These Pocomoke Watermen, Enough is Enough • from Oct. 16, Farewell “Miss Ethel” Andrews of Shady Side: 1888-1997 • from Nov. 6, In Annapolis Maya Angelou joins historic quest …

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1997: Dock of the Bay’s Year in Review
Too much bad news. That’s a favorite bone people have to pick with their news sources, whether they be newspapers, radio or television.

Here at New Bay Times, we’re not afraid of problems, but we like to let you know what’s being done to solve them. Smart people who’ve devised clever solutions to community problems are part of the collection of news in context that makes up
Dock of the Bay.

For example, March 20-26, you read why:
Anne Arundel County’s Plastic Mountain Won’t Shrink

Who’d have thought, back when covering a bowl with Saran wrap was technology’s pinnacle, that boats would be next?

Across America today, tens of thousands of boats are snugly shrink-wrapped with low-density polyethylene for over-winter protection. About enough to shrink-wrap all of Texas, according to industry sources.

With 194,266 boats registered and 9.718 federally documented in Maryland, we’re going to have a mountain of shrink wrap once those boats are unwrapped.

All of it headed for the landfill.

Or would have been but for John Polek of Sunset Harbor Marina in Baltimore. “I saw it as a problem jamming up my dumpster,” says Polk. Working with the county, he began a small recycling program in 1995.

Now an Annapolis business called Manner Resins plans to make the recycling work by making it big enough to be profitable. Working with Baltimore and Kent counties, Eubanks expects to achieve the volume that will make such a deal work.

“We’re hoping Anne Arundel County, ‘the boating capital of the world,’ will cooperate,” says Eubanks.
Not this year, according to county Department of Public Works …
— SOM

Bernie Fowler’s annual we’ve-got-a-problem; let’s-fix-it walk into the Patuxent River at Broomes Island had a happier ending, as we reported June 12-18:
Bernie’s Toes Tell All: Pretty Good Bay Day

“Forty-four and a half inches.”

With those words, U.S. EPA Administrator Carol Browner announced the results of “Bernie Fowler Day” — a wade-in held on the second Sunday of June every year for the past decade to gauge the clarity of the Patuxent.
Growing up in Broomes Island, Fowler, a retired Maryland senator, remembers the Patuxent. “It was crystal clear in the ‘50s, said Fowler.

This recognition of what was lost in our waters in later years led Fowler to act, beginning what has grown to be called “The Sneaker Index.”

By 1988, the first year of Fowler’s official wade-in, visibility had plummeted to 10 inches.

This year’s measure of 44 1/2 inches made a 20 percent improvement …

Just as newsworthy is opportunity seized. That’s what we saw April 10-16 in the rows of used cars, trucks, RVs and boats taking advantage of the near-shutdown of Parole Plaza shopping center:
In Woodies’ Wake, No-Name Auto Sales

Back on a public strip in Houston, Mike Langen sold his Volkswagen van with only a For Sale sign. No ads, no commission, and no used-car salesman.

So he was delighted to see a row of assorted vehicles with For Sale signs along the Forest Drive border of the crumbling Parole Mall. The impromptu car lot now includes a ‘76 Volkswagen Bug, which Alyson Lange named “Pearl.”

Cars, trucks, even boats — more than 60 altogether — were lined up last weekend on an ad hoc car lot that keeps on growing. You could spend $20,000 if you dares or — maybe —— get away for $750 in a ‘78 Volvo wagon that “needs some work” …

— BL

People may be the most interesting news of all. Who doesn’t want to see their own name in print — or see what their neighbors are doing. So our April 17-23 story on the spreading Hartge family tree was a real windfall:
Faces of History: The Hartge Clan

The village of Galesville is, among its other distinctions, seat of the venerable Hartge clan. Here chances are good that, if you’re a Hartge, you could call the next person you meet “cousin.”

Hartges were particularly thick at the West River Sailing Club when clan elder Alma Strong, 92, presided over a showing of family photos. If you were not a Hartge, you’d better take out paper and pencil or you’d never know who’s who.
Piano-maker Heinrich “Henry” Hartge and his wife Emilie emigrated from Germany in 1832. In 1835, their son Emile Alexander found the still-thriving Hartge Yacht Yard …

— SOM

Newcomers are as fascinating as oldtimers, especially when they’ve taken as much trouble to get to Chesapeake Country as Mikhail and Irina Poboronchuk, whose long voyage you read about on June 5-11:
Blessed for a Long Voyage; Next Port, Annapolis

“Behind us are 12 countries and almost 20,000 miles,” said Mikhail. “We have weathered five hurricanes, 140-knot winds and 60-foot waves.”

That’s in a six-year-old sailboat, 50-feet long and 12 feet wide, with a diesel engine and no keel. The Poboronchuks left Vladivostok, Russia on June 27, 1991, intending to fulfill Mikhail’s dream of being the first to reenact Bering’s landmark 1841 voyage. Having completed their journey to Alaska, the couple is now circling the globe. From Alaska, they sailed down the West Coast of the United States, then through the Panama Canal, and up the East Coast.

So wintering over in Solomons was a welcome vacation …

— Brianne Warner

Along the Chesapeake, danger always lurks. And good people are waiting in the wings to save the day, as you read about on July3-11:
Local Heroes Outflank Marina Fire

Last Sunday at 4:14pm, disaster struck a local boat and threatened Herrington Harbour North in Deale.

Lady Di, a1965 Hatteras returning to port after engine trouble, burst into flames as first one then another gasoline engine blew. Owners Paul and Diane Gaboury screamed for help.

“She can’t swim,” the Paul Gaboury yelled, referring to his wife.

Lloyd Hollister, working nearby on the Cheryl Marie … swam out to help Diane.

Meanwhile, Jim Reinoehl, of Gates Marina in Deale and his two customers, Mike Sellers and Ron Everett, both Air Force sergeants, were out on a sea trial when they heard the explosion … Sellers grabbed a line and the new boat approached close enough to link up to Lady Di. Together, the men dragged the burning vessel into the open channel.

— Brianne Warner

Our readers say we can’t give you too many swan stories, and you may be getting more since the scheme we wrote about July24-30 did indeed return trumpeter swans to our Eastern Shore in mid-December:
The Strange Plan to Bring Trumpeters Back to the Bay

More than 100 years ago, back when oysters seemed endless, 100,000 trumpeter swans sounded their trumpet-like call on the Atlantic coast. No larger bird called America home.

Today, there are none here ...

Young swans learn their migration route when they first travel with their parents to their winter homes. But without parents to teach them, cygnets never learn how to come home ...

Now, Environmental Studies scientists hope to teach trumpeter hatchlings that basic lesson. This fall, the team will take to the air in ultra light aircraft to teach the swans how to reach a haven on the Eastern Shore …

— Brianne Warner

No story gripped the Chesapeake in 1997 like the outbreak of Pfiesteria on the Eastern Shore. One of several on-the-scene reports appeared in our Sept. 25-Oct.1 issue.
For These Pocomoke Watermen, Enough is Enough

SHELLTOWN — Commercial fisherman Eddie Johnson would just shake his head when his wife told him things he’d said. He had no idea such words had come out of his mouth.

Johnson knew he had a problem the day he returned from the Pocomoke River and forgot to secure his boat.

“Everybody forgets things, but a waterman never forgets to tie up his boat,” he said.

Last week, Johnson decided he’d had enough. Enough worrying about memory loss, respiratory problems and the ills associated with Pfiesteria, the nasty microorganism that is plaguing lower Eastern Shore rivers.

We hear a lot about the mysteries surrounding Pfiesteria and what the bureaucrats and the politicians are saying … We hear less about watermen like Eddie Johnson, those who are bearing the brunt of the Pfiesteria outbreak …

— BL

An interview with Shady Side’s incomparable “Miss Ethel” Andrews, 104, appeared in NBT’s premier issue back in 1993. We stayed in touch regularly, and we were sad to report her passing in our Oct. 16-22 issue:
Farewell “Miss Ethel” Andrews of Shady Side: 1888-1997

The year was 1908. A ferocious storm struck as Ethel Andrews was returning from State Normal School in Baltimore in a boat captained by her brother.

“Sister, you’ll have to take the helm while I batten down the hatches,” John Nowell said. The unflappable Ethel did so, steering the steam-powered vessel down the storm-wracked Patapsco River.

Flora Ethel Andrews did much the same for Shady Side, steering her beloved community through the riptides of history and then painstakingly recording the history in a book.

Her many contributions as postmistress, school principal and historian were being remembered after her death, on Tuesday, Oct. 14, at the age of 108, at the Pleasant Living Convalescent Center in Edgewater, of natural causes …

— BL

Our news staff is small at NBT, but a story in the Nov.6-12 issue achieved two of our goals: covering the African American community and getting stories first:
In Annapolis, Maya Angelou Joins Historical Quest

Her stature is worldwide. Her eloquence helped inaugurate a president. Now poet Maya Angelou will direct her talent to telling one of Maryland’s saddest chapters as part of the Kunta Kinte-Alex Haley Foundation in Annapolis.

New Bay Times has learned that Angelou has agreed to co-chair a committee that will complete a story wall on Compromise Street in Annapolis. The story wall is part of an Annapolis Harbor memorial to Kunta Kinte, Alex Haley and the legacy of slavery.

“We are in high cotton here,” exulted Leonard Blackshear, spokesman for the foundation.

— SOM

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Earth Journal: 1997 in Review

As winter commences, January’s spare landscape is bare of leaf but sharp in contrasts, Little in nature can escape our attention, if we are good observers. —Who’s Here: Jan. 9-15, MLF

The world turns too fast too look back. Until you walk in the woods on a snowy day. On such an outing, past, present and future lay themselves out in slow time. Simultaneously you can see where you are, where you’re going and where you’ve been. Ahead, if you’re out early, lies the unblemished field of your future. Behind, the path you’ve taken is preserved in high relief …
— Who’s Here: Feb. 13-19, SOM

Hale-Bopp just keeps getting bigger and brighter. This week marked the comet’s cross into night skies as well as the early morning skies. Hale-Bopp now rises an hour or so before dawn in the northeast. Throughout the day, the comet crosses overhead, invisible with sunlight. But as the sun sets, the comet shines bright for over an hour, low in the northwest …
- Sky Watch: March 13-19, JAK

The fast-moving, gray clouds rolled over the early dawn skies, and the southwest winds generated steady, two-foot seas with the occasional three and four-foot rogue waves lifting the hull out of the water. It made for an eerie run from Cape Charles Fishing Center to the fishing ground within sight of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge tunnel. Sometimes half the thrill of fishing is getting to the spot through challenging seas …
— Chesapeake Outdoors: Aug. 7-13, Capt. C.D. Dollar

In the half-light of a new day, an eerie fog suspended over the water, magnifying trees and plants as if outlined in charcoal. The wood ducks stirred in their roosts, using sharp-clawed feet to hang on tree limbs, their high-pitched screeching echoing off the water like a primeval war whoop …
— Chesapeake Outdoors: Oct. 16-29, Capt. C.D. Dollar

The good thing about fishing with someone like Willy Agee is that he doesn’t mind getting up before first light even when its cold. Early morning fishing is easy when it’s warm, but it takes a hardy soul to get out of a warm bed during the cold months …
— Chesapeake Outdoors: Nov. 13-19, Capt. C.D. Dollar

A slate gray ceiling canvassed the sky, yet another signal that autumn’s time is nearly done. The frigid temperatures and nature’s call have sent most species to warm water, either to deep holes throughout the Bay or out of the Chesapeake entirely. Most fishermen have oiled their reels and stowed their tackle, looking forward to the winter boating and fishing shows.

But recently, four expert fishermen compelled me to cut the engine and watch their sills unfold.
These fishermen of the first order were common loons, some of the last to follow the menhaden down to coastal Carolina. Before their final push south, loons form hunting parties, herding baitfish into shallows and devouring incredible quantities …

— Chesapeake Outdoors: Dec. 18-25, Capt. C.D. Dollar

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NBT’s Editorial Year in Review

Editorials are a little like a sermon: good for you but oft-times dull. That’s why NBT takes our cue from a minister who preached that Sunday services should be as exciting as basketball.

We shoot for editorials that keep our readers awake, alert and sometimes cheering. That means — while we’re not shy of heavy issues or controversial opinions — we sometimes play on our editorial court.

Here’s a sample of how we met our standard this year.

March 27: When the World is Cruel, Be an April Fool
If you’re not careful, the world will make you crazy. Even reading the morning papers is enough to send you scurrying back beneath your comforter.

We have some advice about how to cope: Slow down, smile and practice a little laughter.

The start of spring is a fine time to take a load off. You even get an invitation to thumb your nose at all your woes by becoming an April Fool …

April 3: Along our Roads, Signs of the Times
“Meet the Monster that Could Eat South County.”

That scary warning that has sprouted throughout Southern Anne Arundel County on signs that are the work of the mischievously named Shady Deale Alliance …

Right or wrong, the signs are part of guerrilla warfare.

County Executive John Gary, the county council and the zoning bureaucrats had better know when making these fateful decisions about the future that people are feeling desperate.

If they don’t, it may be the county that meets the monster.

November 13: Salmonella Outbreak: A Wake-Up Call for Us All
A salmonella outbreak in St. Mary’s County last week sickened 700 people and may have been fatal to two …
For the sake of our families, all of us are responsible for looking out for the safety of our food, which is easier said than done.

So few of us grow, hunt or harvest our own food that it’s easy to forget about all that it goes through on the way to our table.

  • Less than three percent of the produce imported into the U.S. is inspected …
  • In chicken plants, mechanized separation machines increase the chance of contaminating meat with guts …
  • One of the ways that chicken farmers get rid of manure is to feed it to cattle, mixed with 20 percent sorghum …

Bill Burton’s Year in Review

Bill Burton at his best is like amber: rich with treasures suspended in time. For some those treasures are his encyclopedic knowledge of fishing and hunting not only here on Chesapeake Bay but throughout the nation. Others read him to learn the history of Chesapeake Country and Chesapeake characters. His value for still others is the way he tells a story. And not a few, of course, read him to get mad.

Here are some of our favorites from Bill Burton’s 50th year in journalism—

Jan. 9: Burton’s Backyard Count
for the significance of the small:
My annual Christmas count at the six feeder, the bird bath and the rest of the east lawn turned up only six species, 23 birds in all … but I checked off 18 squirrel sightings, seven at one time.

By the way: Do squirrels have a game plan in their harvest? Or is it that they just figure if they bury enough nuts here and there, they will have enough around? Seems to me the recovery rate is not near what it could be if bushytails were more organized and efficient …

Feb. 6: White Perch: The Cold Bay’s Answer to Shmoos
for spring’s earliest report:
Yellow perch are stirring in some waters of the Eastern Shore. Then there’s the old Chesapeake standby: the white perch. Their late winter/early spring run usually follows yellow perch …

In Eastern Shore fish fries, the “regulars” reach first for the perch. The flesh is white, firm and sweet.

March 6: Where’s the Forest
for a look back in time:
This writer goes back to the Great Depression, when the only motorized aspect of wood chopping was the circular saw that cut the eight-foot lengths of cord wood into pieces small enough to fit into the kitchen range and the hot-air furnace. All other aspects were handled by musclepower …

Ah, the two-man saw operation was a sight to behold. What rhythm in motion and in sound …

April 3: Burton’s Beard
for its New England economy:
What with raising, educating and marrying off six kids in addition to being one who can’t resist expensive tobacco, fancy briar pipes and the latest in fishing tackle, I confess I haven’t saved much in 70 plus years on planet Earth.

Yet the other morning as I looked into the mirror, I realized I had saved something.

What I have saved is at least 110,000 minutes, which computes to about 1,850 hours. At minimum fast-food outlet wage scales, that figures out to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $9.500.

May be the Good Lord will credit me those 1,850 hours in the bank of life. I consider those extra 77 days my due, because of all in the process I’ve saved the environment …

You see, 31 years ago this week, I gave up shaving for good.

May 15: Mother’s Day in the Wild
for its unsentimental wisdom:
There is much to notice in this delightful season when the biggest changes of the year take place.

There is the fox intent on goose eggs in a Baltimore County meadow. Grasses are not yet high enough to secret the mission of the persistent sly red fox from my view — or that of the two Canada geese tending a nest close to the shore of a small pond.

Nature’s way is curious though well founded.

May 22: In Memory of Earl Ashenfelter
for the sense of the man:
I wonder which came first: Earl Ashenfelter or that six-mile stretch of the Susquehanna River from Lapidum to Conowingo Dam.

They were intertwined for more than 60 years, that boulder-littered, tumbling wash of beautiful water and the man who fish it so successfully that he became a legend in his own time.

He knew every rock and rockfish of his stretch of river. He could call the strikes before the fish hit …

July 17: Come with Me to Crisfield, Where the Fish Always Bite
for hope and characters
As the dog days of summer melt me, my thoughts turn to Crisfield on the lower Eastern Shore. There, in midsummer, the fish always bite.

I can understand bewilderment about Crisfield.

When I first traveled there to fish 40 years ago, my first boat carried a most unusual gaff; another had no fishing rods. On the third trip, once we reached the fishing grounds, the skipper jumped from the wheel, sprawled flat with an ear to the deck and croaked like a springtime bullfrog …

August 14: Hard Times on the Pocomoke
for the quiet:
Let me tell you about my river. Forget about Pfiesteria piscicida and its ugly implications. Think of primitive beauty, coffee-colored waters in snake-like configuration, a tide that can be swift as the wind, old cypress stumps, many kinds of fish and, on its banks, two state parks each appealing to its own kind of camper.

No where in the mid-Atlantic is there a better opportunity to get away from it all than on the dark waters said to be stained by the roots of the cypress. One can go for miles with no signs of civilization in a path that wends through a thick, swampy forest.

Nothing moves save for the tide and perhaps an osprey circling far above, waiting to spy a fish before making its nose dive. Occasionally, the tranquillity is broken by a bass splashing the surface in chase of a minnow or bug. Sometimes the boat of a fisherman, the canoe of a nature-watcher or perhaps a river barge reminds one that there is human life on the river …

Oct. 30: Remembering James Michener
for first-hand experience:
Several years after Chesapeake was published, the author called me at the Baltimore Evening Sun to say it was about time that we went fishing on the Chesapeake together, as we had previously said we would when fish were running and our schedules allowed.

He said he needed a day off, nothing to do but sit on a boat and relax. He was then 75. I was in my mid-50s, still young enough to think that someone his age wouldn’t be up to an early start, the long boat ride, hours of trolling and the long return. Through experience and age, I have learned otherwise — and that day on the water with the U.S.’s top writer of his time had much to do with my learning.

Nov. 13: Ode to a Small Fish
for whimsy in realism:
It’s dog eat dog down there under the water. You know how it goes: Tiny fish are gobbled up by small fish, which in turn make a meal for medium fish, which end up in the jaws of larger fish and so on up the line to the big sharks.

It can’t be much fun being a fish unless one is the biggest of them all — and even then there are humans, pollution, hooks, nets and propellers to contend with. Maybe we’re not so bad off.

Dec. 18: With Wildlife, Finders-Keepers Can Become Weepers
for high jinks;
Confession time: hopefully that statue of limitations has long passed and the real perpetrator is long in the grave …

I faced losing one of the best jobs in the country in a most embarrassing way: possession of an endangered species. The Sun would have a new outdoor editor. In addition, I faced a big fine, possible prison …

Enough said for this year. You’ll remeet Burton on Jan. 8, 1998.

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1997 in Review

People You’ve Met
EPA’s man on the Bay Bill Matuszeski, interviewed by Bill Lambrecht on Jan. 23:
“We’ve really reached the point where the easy stuff has been done. People are going to have to start thinking about different ways of living. We cannot save the Bay and allow everybody to live on a five-acre ranchette with a stream running through it. It ain’t gonna happen…”

Annapolis African American historian Philip Brown, Sonia Linebaugh on Feb. 27
“I grew up in a colored neighborhood,” says Brown, who was born in 1909. “As a little fellow, I saw white people at the store and later worked there for my father. But that was business. We were born into that and accepted it just as people accept their economic level. The older we got, the more fixed it was …”

Plucky ballerina Heidi Menocal, on April 3, in Kimbra Cutlip’s “Dance of Life”
A year ago, Heidi and John Menocal were traveling through a looking glass world, seeking their way back to normal life.
Heidi, dancer and teacher with the Ballet Theatre of Annapolis for over 12 years, was one of 740 young people in our area to suffer a stroke in 1995 or ‘96…

Outgoing Annapolis Symphony conductor Gisele Ben-Dor, interviewed by Sandra Martin on April 10:
“There is an audience out there, especially for music with meaning that reassures people they’re living in a civilized world…”

Alternative energy wizard Jim Caldwell, interviewed by Bill Lambrecht on April 17 on new sources of energy:
“If we don’t stimulate alternative sources of energy — like solar, wind and photovoltaic — we’re going to be right back in trouble. The key if we want to clean the air and get lower rates is to get new investment in alternative technologies…”

Citizen Carrie of Shady Side, interviewed by M.L. Faunce, on June 5:
Matthews has spent the better part of her life in motion, progressing with the times or stepping ahead of them. She was always a doer, from her early years in Fork union, Va., to her education in Washington D.C., to her many years in the rural community of Shady Side, Md., as midwife, nurse, foster parent and business woman …

Underwater archaeologist Donald Shomette, about to explore Commodore Barney’s flotilla beneath the dark and silty waters of the Patuxent River, on June 26, in Sandra Martin’s interview:
“You can’t see much. The Bay is filling with sediment rather rapidly. Archaeology in the Bay until recently you could call archaeology by Braille because visibility is pretty poor. On the other hand, because of the siltation, many sites get buried and preserved…

Pavel Strasil, interviewed on July 31 by Bill Lambrecht:
Pavel Strasil sailed back to Deale from the Caribbean in June. minus an engine. Alone. It wasn’t as tricky as his escape from the Czech KBG 13 years ago…

Chuck Shepherd, the man behind “News of the weird,” on Aug. 7
Shepherd’s column started as a hobby, a diversion from the stress of working and living in Washington. Before he discovered that syndicated wierdness could be a way of life, Shepherd practiced criminal law, worked in the administration of President Jimmy Carter and taught at the George Washington School of Business…
Each and every item in his weekly column is true.

Calvert County’s wildest rocker, nationally ranked guitarist and family man Bill Kirchen, interviewed by Sandra Martin on Sept. 11:
“There’s a whole lot of things I ain’t done, but I ain’t never had too much fun…”

Chesapeake Country’s garlic king Pat Piper, profiled by Bill Lambrecht on Oct. 23
“You always wonder when you put it in the ground who will have the more interesting journey in the coming months, the garlic or the grower. This is a real Zen thing…”

Slave-stealer Patty Cannon “The Wicked Witch of the Eastern Shore,” discovered by Bob Hall on Oct. 30:
With the help of her son-in-law, “Killer” Joe Johnson, Patty headed a notorious reverse underground railroad between 1800 and 1829, kidnapping free blacks, escaped slaves and persons who could be sold into slavery regardless of age, gender or ethnic origin.

“Chesapeake Country’s Three Scrooges,” encountered on Dec. 11 by Carol Glover
“Scrooge! A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching covetous old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint…”
— Charles Dickens

Creatures You’ve Encountered
A female bald eagle, dead atop a utility pole, in Carol Glover’s Feb. 13 “Broomes Island Eagle Mystery”:
“We’ve found snakes, raccoons and fish hawks on top of poles before,” said Russ Griffith, the SMECO crewman called to my house that dark December night. “But never before an eagle…”

Llamas and their little cousins, alpacas, in Feb. 20’s “Loco for Llamas,” by Bill Lambrecht
When people talk of a population boom along the Chesapeake, they’re usually referring to a movement of families from metropolitan Washington. These days, they might be speaking of a different sort of Bayward migration, this one originating in the mountains of South America…

Chessie, on March 27, in Bill Burton’s “Chessie Lives!”
I fervently hope, dear readers, you won’t think I’ve been devouring too many martinis with my olives, or that at my age I’m beginning to imagine things, or tell fibs or, worst of all, that I’m a publicity seeker.
But I have a confession to make.
I saw Chessie.

In “We Are Not Alone,” on July 10 by Stacy Allen:
Whales, dolphins, manatees, sea turtles are among the strange and wonderful creatures with whom we share Chesapeake waters. They need our awareness and sometimes our help…

Things You’ve Discovered
Barter, with Sandra Martin, on Jan. 30, when you were likely still short on cash:
In its five-year history, Creative Barter Network has sent Douglas Pohlman, of Clipper Carpet Cleaning, on vacation to Aruba and the Bahamas — for 94 percent less money than his ready-cash neighbors paid for the same accommodations…

That’s a snippet of the services, goods and luxuries enjoyed cash-free by the 300-plus regional members of the network…

One of Southern Maryland’s surviving tobacco barns, with Sandra Martin, on March 6, for the opening of 1997’s March tobacco market
For two hours the chant of “80 give me 80 … 80 … give me 85 …” rose as buyers from five tobacco companies congregated over the heavy burdens. Men who know just about everything there is to know about tobacco, the buyers seemed to have stepped from the canvas of an old master…

Animal Acupuncture and other “Creature Comforts” with Sandra Martin on May 29
Now that the search for relief has raised holistic healing to new heights of acceptance, some animal lovers are saying “heal me, heal my dog…”

101 Movies, in Doc Shereikis’ “Great Paper Chase,” March 13:
There are 101 movie titles embedded in this story of passion and violence. Find them all and send us your answers. We’ll draw five names to win a pair of tickets to your local cinema…

“The Rhythms of Kayaking,” with Bill Lambrecht on May 15
The Chesapeake region may lack sea lion colonies and blue-footed boobies. But it has plenty of wildlife and beauty of its own,” explain Andrea Nolan and Mike Savario, whose kayak journeys include “a portion of the Patuxent shaped by the tides of the ocean, creating a unique and precious ecosystem. Wild rive and cattails bufffer the river…

How or recognize “The Perfect Crabcake,” with Sandra Martin, on August 14
Start with a pound of crabmeat, body or — better still — backfin or jumbo lump…

The Annapolis Opera, explored by Valerie James on Nov. 13
The audience falls under the spell of the beauty of the sets, the elegance of the costumes and the power of the performance. Voices of the singers fill the hall, wrapping around each member of the audience… What the audience sees is an experience that opera fans call the ultimate art. What they don’t see is everything it takes to bring this performance to life…

The Anne Arundel Community College Orchestra, introduced by writer-cellist Barbara Miller on Dec. 4:
By day, most of these musicians wear other guises. On Thursday evenings, they emerge from their other lives to play…

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Last Words on the Naming of Ships
Dear New Bay Times:
I can't believe that Mr. Burton called the battleships West Virginia and Maryland carriers or the Arizona a cruiser (Dec. 11-17). World War II naming practices usually reserved state names for battleships and city names for CAs and CLs. CVs were named for famous battles (Ticonderoga, Bunker Hill, and Lexington), ideals (Intrepid, Independence, and Enterprise), or fierce animals (Boxer, Wasp, and Hornet), although some signers of the Declaration of Independence were honored ( Franklin, Hancock and Bonhomme Richard). No carriers were sunk at Pearl Harbor.
— Andras O. Schneider, Port Republic

Department of Corrections
Burton Walks the Plank
Egads, the U.S. Navy might come and reclaim this red-faced former sailor's honorable discharge, issued in 1946. Though I was land-based (Pacific Theater) in underwater demolition for the SeaBees, I should know my warships and how they're named, which I do, though reader Bill R. of Dunkirk — he didn't leave a last name— (and now Andras Schneider of Port Republic) justifiably think otherwise.

I made the mistake of writing aircraft carriers were named after states, and I knew better. In editing for reasons of space, I moved some sentences around and last week's column ended up that way. It should have said carriers were named after battles such as the Coral Sea, the main topic last week. Another was the Bennington, for the Battle of Bennington in which the Green Mountain Boys of my home county in Vermont rallied a rag-tag army to intercept much-needed supplies for the British at Saratoga, the turning point of the Revolution. (History attributes the Battle of Saratoga as the turning point of that war, but Vermonters claim it was Bennington because, had the Redcoats gotten their supplies, they would have prevailed at Saratoga.)

Battleships are named for states, cruisers for cities, destroyers for people; it's all in the old Bluejackets Manual. Sorry, for the goof, Bill R., and I understand you called on your birthday, Dec. 15, which also happened to be mine. I hope I didn't ruin your special day. Happy belated birthday, and please don't think SeaBees don't know what's going on on the brine — or that this one doesn't want to walk the plank.

— BB, USN, long "retired"

Special thanks to all who wrote in 1997:
James R. Bauernschmidt • Aaron F. Beiler • Nicol Bevins • Kevin Bissell • D.C. Bourne • Loretta & Doug Breen • Sharon Brewer • Mrs. J. Hanson Briscoe • Clarence S. Britt • Howard W. Burnett • Colin J. Bruce • Judy Carney • Peter Chapman • F.L. Collins • Peg & Bill Cosgrove • Edward S. Crawford • Casey A. Cummings • Mavis & George Daly • George Dattore • Naomi E. Dennis • Elizabeth Detwiler • Jack DeVaughn • Steven R. Eastaugh • Roger Ethier • Linda Farrington • Tom Friendly • Melanie Futrell • Terry Galloway • Bernard Gannon • Tom Gill • San Ginder • Vernon Gingell • Parris Glendening • Pat Goss • Grace-Ann Gray • Jack Greer • John R. Griffin • Lyman Dean Hall • Connie Harold • Lynne Hayes • Kimberly Herd • Johnnie Hines Jr. • James. A. Hoage • Bob Holum • Chris Homan • Martha E. Joseph • Dawn Kane • I. Kindle • Joyce Kirchner • Wm. Michael Kitzmiller • Ed Ladley • Richard H. Lange • Paul Lanham • Jay Lounsbury • Ed Lowman • M.E. Martin • Carrie B. Matthews • Barbara Miller • Gene Miller • John Douglas Parran • Bill Papian • Shari Lynn Pippen • John & Raye Price • Edward J. Przybyla • Bill Purvis • Bill R. • Audrey Scharmen • Andras O. Schneider • Mary Searing • Betty-Carol Sellen • Michael Shay • Glorious Shenton • Sally Shivnan • David Snellen • Bobby Sturgell • Cindy Catterton Uthus • Thea Warner • Gaye Williams • Raj Williams • Kathleen Wilson • Walter L. Wilt • Ann Wolfe • Franklin S. Yates

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1997: New Bay Times’ Year in Review: Reflections
1997 began auspiciously, with the inauguration of Bill Clinton as our nation’s 42nd president and D.C. insider M.L. Faunce’s reflection (Jan. 16) on the long and egalitarian history of the phrase, “My Fellow Americans”:

“The phrase symbolizes an aspect unique to our democratic form of government: the president is indeed one of us. ”

As the year unfolded, we met many fellow Americans and citizens of Chesapeake Country.

In February, Pat Piper introduced us to Jane, who had sailed into Herrington Harbour South at Rosehaven and made a community of friends before continuing her solo voyage to Florida, where, we read with shared sorrow, her life’s journey ended.

“That was the third lesson we learned from Jane: We don’t remember years as much as we remember moments.”

On May 8, Mother’s Day, we met Hattie Taylor Nick, a Shady Side midwife who died nearly 50 years ago …

“‘Like many midwives, Hattie couldn’t read or write. She had to rely on her memory,’” near-contemporary Carrie Matthews, 87, told writer and local historian M.L. Faunce.

Now Nick and her times are part of our memories.

Like Jane, our travels near and far sparked our reflections. On April 3, our thoughts turned to the Marlborough Hunt Club Races, a festive day of steeplechases run annually on the Roedown Farm in Southern Anne Arundel County.

“Even if all your horses ran second to last, all were winners. At least for the day of the Roedown Races. Southern Marylanders live like kings and queens.”

Sometimes, we reflected, it takes losing yourself to get back on track.

On May 15, horsewoman Aloysia Hamalainen’s journey on her horse D’Orsaz lost the way in a dark and threatening woods:

“I unclenched my fingers from the reins and stroked his neck. I lay my palms on the pommel of the saddle. As the sky turned purple, he found the main path.”

Audrey Scharmen reflected on another kind of loss on May 22, when she was left behind by Hale-Bopp, “the quintessential comet, the wanderer of the century … a great pulsating phosphorescent cone-jelly, another iridescent flower of the Chesapeake night.”

When seasons turned again on Sept. 25, M.L. Faunce felt something had been found rather than lost: “When warm day sand cool nights converge here in the fall, those heavenly vapors come rolling in or little cat feet, like a gift …”

As for plucky, 75-year-old Jane, “who sailed her catamaran into Herring Bay,” boats were the magic carpet through which we encountered many of our dreams. On April 24, Ned Killeen reflected on a single boat shared, over the years, by three dreamers.

“Wandering around Port Annapolis a few months ago, I never found the friend’s boat I was seeking. Instead, I spotted on own old boat …

Another sailor, Pat Piper, found every eye on him and every voice raised in laughter in his magic carpet ride. Called “Sailfishing,” it appeared on August 7:

“Because the breeze was gentle and because the fishing pole down below hadn’t been used for more than a year, I followed the logic that has consistently gotten me into trouble: It seemed like a good idea at the time …”

Power boaters are no more immune to dreams, as Audrey Scharmen reflected on Oct. 9, in an essay called “For the Love of an Old Boat”:

“She is a Criscraft Commander 32 with a Fiberglas hull her captain declares is the same design as the gunboats that patrolled the Mekong Delta in ‘68. The year she was launched; the year he spent in ‘Nam.

“He is still in pretty good escape, but she languished dockside, despondent, not really wanting to go anywhere or do anything …”

1997 ended auspiciously, as well, with Bob Holum disguised as “Uncle Bob” to recall the good old days when “Christmas then, as now, was might special — but took forever to get here.”

Yes, 1997 has been a year full of reflection, worth remembering.

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Bill Burton’s Year in Review

Bill Burton at his best is like amber: rich with treasures suspended in time. For some those treasures are his encyclopedic knowledge of fishing and hunting not only here on Chesapeake Bay but throughout the nation. Others read him to learn the history of Chesapeake Country and Chesapeake characters. His value for still others is the way he tells a story. And not a few, of course, read him to get mad.

Here are some of our favorites from Bill Burton’s 50th year in journalism—

Jan. 9: Burton’s Backyard Count
for the significance of the small:
My annual Christmas count at the six feeder, the bird bath and the rest of the east lawn turned up only six species, 23 birds in all … but I checked off 18 squirrel sightings, seven at one time.

By the way: Do squirrels have a game plan in their harvest? Or is it that they just figure if they bury enough nuts here and there, they will have enough around? Seems to me the recovery rate is not near what it could be if bushytails were more organized and efficient …

Feb. 6: White Perch: The Cold Bay’s Answer to Shmoos
for spring’s earliest report:
Yellow perch are stirring in some waters of the Eastern Shore. Then there’s the old Chesapeake standby: the white perch. Their late winter/early spring run usually follows yellow perch …

In Eastern Shore fish fries, the “regulars” reach first for the perch. The flesh is white, firm and sweet.

March 6: Where’s the Forest
for a look back in time:
This writer goes back to the Great Depression, when the only motorized aspect of wood chopping was the circular saw that cut the eight-foot lengths of cord wood into pieces small enough to fit into the kitchen range and the hot-air furnace. All other aspects were handled by musclepower …

Ah, the two-man saw operation was a sight to behold. What rhythm in motion and in sound …

April 3: Burton’s Beard
for its New England economy:
What with raising, educating and marrying off six kids in addition to being one who can’t resist expensive tobacco, fancy briar pipes and the latest in fishing tackle, I confess I haven’t saved much in 70 plus years on planet Earth.

Yet the other morning as I looked into the mirror, I realized I had saved something.

What I have saved is at least 110,000 minutes, which computes to about 1,850 hours. At minimum fast-food outlet wage scales, that figures out to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $9.500.

May be the Good Lord will credit me those 1,850 hours in the bank of life. I consider those extra 77 days my due, because of all in the process I’ve saved the environment …

You see, 31 years ago this week, I gave up shaving for good.

May 15: Mother’s Day in the Wild
for its unsentimental wisdom:
There is much to notice in this delightful season when the biggest changes of the year take place.

There is the fox intent on goose eggs in a Baltimore County meadow. Grasses are not yet high enough to secret the mission of the persistent sly red fox from my view — or that of the two Canada geese tending a nest close to the shore of a small pond.

Nature’s way is curious though well founded.

May 22: In Memory of Earl Ashenfelter
for the sense of the man:
I wonder which came first: Earl Ashenfelter or that six-mile stretch of the Susquehanna River from Lapidum to Conowingo Dam.

They were intertwined for more than 60 years, that boulder-littered, tumbling wash of beautiful water and the man who fish it so successfully that he became a legend in his own time.

He knew every rock and rockfish of his stretch of river. He could call the strikes before the fish hit …

July 17: Come with Me to Crisfield, Where the Fish Always Bite
for hope and characters
As the dog days of summer melt me, my thoughts turn to Crisfield on the lower Eastern Shore. There, in midsummer, the fish always bite.

I can understand bewilderment about Crisfield.

When I first traveled there to fish 40 years ago, my first boat carried a most unusual gaff; another had no fishing rods. On the third trip, once we reached the fishing grounds, the skipper jumped from the wheel, sprawled flat with an ear to the deck and croaked like a springtime bullfrog …

August 14: Hard Times on the Pocomoke
for the quiet:
Let me tell you about my river. Forget about Pfiesteria piscicida and its ugly implications. Think of primitive beauty, coffee-colored waters in snake-like configuration, a tide that can be swift as the wind, old cypress stumps, many kinds of fish and, on its banks, two state parks each appealing to its own kind of camper.

No where in the mid-Atlantic is there a better opportunity to get away from it all than on the dark waters said to be stained by the roots of the cypress. One can go for miles with no signs of civilization in a path that wends through a thick, swampy forest.

Nothing moves save for the tide and perhaps an osprey circling far above, waiting to spy a fish before making its nose dive. Occasionally, the tranquillity is broken by a bass splashing the surface in chase of a minnow or bug. Sometimes the boat of a fisherman, the canoe of a nature-watcher or perhaps a river barge reminds one that there is human life on the river …

Oct. 30: Remembering James Michener
for first-hand experience:
Several years after Chesapeake was published, the author called me at the Baltimore Evening Sun to say it was about time that we went fishing on the Chesapeake together, as we had previously said we would when fish were running and our schedules allowed.

He said he needed a day off, nothing to do but sit on a boat and relax. He was then 75. I was in my mid-50s, still young enough to think that someone his age wouldn’t be up to an early start, the long boat ride, hours of trolling and the long return. Through experience and age, I have learned otherwise — and that day on the water with the U.S.’s top writer of his time had much to do with my learning.

Nov. 13: Ode to a Small Fish
for whimsy in realism:
It’s dog eat dog down there under the water. You know how it goes: Tiny fish are gobbled up by small fish, which in turn make a meal for medium fish, which end up in the jaws of larger fish and so on up the line to the big sharks.

It can’t be much fun being a fish unless one is the biggest of them all — and even then there are humans, pollution, hooks, nets and propellers to contend with. Maybe we’re not so bad off.

Dec. 18: With Wildlife, Finders-Keepers Can Become Weepers
for high jinks;
Confession time: hopefully that statue of limitations has long passed and the real perpetrator is long in the grave …

I faced losing one of the best jobs in the country in a most embarrassing way: possession of an endangered species. The Sun would have a new outdoor editor. In addition, I faced a big fine, possible prison …

Enough said for this year. You’ll remeet Burton on Jan. 8, 1998.

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1997 in Review

People You’ve Met
EPA’s man on the Bay Bill Matuszeski, interviewed by Bill Lambrecht on Jan. 23:
“We’ve really reached the point where the easy stuff has been done. People are going to have to start thinking about different ways of living. We cannot save the Bay and allow everybody to live on a five-acre ranchette with a stream running through it. It ain’t gonna happen…”

Annapolis African American historian Philip Brown, Sonia Linebaugh on Feb. 27
“I grew up in a colored neighborhood,” says Brown, who was born in 1909. “As a little fellow, I saw white people at the store and later worked there for my father. But that was business. We were born into that and accepted it just as people accept their economic level. The older we got, the more fixed it was…”

Plucky ballerina Heidi Menocal, on April 3, in Kimbra Cutlip’s “Dance of Life”
A year ago, Heidi and John Menocal were traveling through a looking glass world, seeking their way back to normal life.

Heidi, dancer and teacher with the Ballet Theatre of Annapolis for over 12 years, was one of 740 young people in our area to suffer a stroke in 1995 or ‘96…

Outgoing Annapolis Symphony conductor Gisele Ben-Dor, interviewed by Sandra Martin on April 10:
“There is an audience out there, especially for music with meaning that reassures people they’re living in a civilized world…”

Alternative energy wizard Jim Caldwell, interviewed by Bill Lambrecht on April 17 on new sources of energy:
“If we don’t stimulate alternative sources of energy — like solar, wind and photovoltaic — we’re going to be right back in trouble. The key if we want to clean the air and get lower rates is to get new investment in alternative technologies…”

Citizen Carrie of Shady Side, interviewed by M.L. Faunce, on June 5:
Matthews has spent the better part of her life in motion, progressing with the times or stepping ahead of them. She was always a doer, from her early years in Fork union, Va., to her education in Washington D.C., to her many years in the rural community of Shady Side, Md., as midwife, nurse, foster parent and business woman…

Underwater archaeologist Donald Shomette, about to explore Commodore Barney’s flotilla beneath the dark and silty waters of the Patuxent River, on June 26, in Sandra Martin’s interview:
“You can’t see much. The Bay is filling with sediment rather rapidly. Archaeology in the Bay until recently you could call archaeology by Braille because visibility is pretty poor. On the other hand, because of the siltation, many sites get buried and preserved…

Pavel Strasil, interviewed on July 31 by Bill Lambrecht:
Pavel Strasil sailed back to Deale from the Caribbean in June. minus an engine. Alone. It wasn’t as tricky as his escape from the Czech KBG 13 years ago…

Chuck Shepherd, the man behind “News of the weird,” on Aug. 7
Shepherd’s column started as a hobby, a diversion from the stress of working and living in Washington. Before he discovered that syndicated wierdness could be a way of life, Shepherd practiced criminal law, worked in the administration of President Jimmy Carter and taught at the George Washington School of Business…

Each and every item in his weekly column is true.

Calvert County’s wildest rocker, nationally ranked guitarist and family man Bill Kirchen, interviewed by Sandra Martin on Sept. 11:
“There’s a whole lot of things I ain’t done, but I ain’t never had too much fun…”

Chesapeake Country’s garlic king Pat Piper, profiled by Bill Lambrecht on Oct. 23
“You always wonder when you put it in the ground who will have the more interesting journey in the coming months, the garlic or the grower. This is a real Zen thing…”

Slave-stealer Patty Cannon “The Wicked Witch of the Eastern Shore,” discovered by Bob Hall on Oct. 30:
With the help of her son-in-law, “Killer” Joe Johnson, Patty headed a notorious reverse underground railroad between 1800 and 1829, kidnapping free blacks, escaped slaves and persons who could be sold into slavery regardless of age, gender or ethnic origin.

“Chesapeake Country’s Three Scrooges,” encountered on Dec. 11 by Carol Glover
“Scrooge! A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching covetous old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint…”
— Charles Dickens

Creatures You’ve Encountered
A female bald eagle, dead atop a utility pole, in Carol Glover’s Feb. 13 “Broomes Island Eagle Mystery”:
“We’ve found snakes, raccoons and fish hawks on top of poles before,” said Russ Griffith, the SMECO crewman called to my house that dark December night. “But never before an eagle…”

Llamas and their little cousins, alpacas, in Feb. 20’s “Loco for Llamas,” by Bill Lambrecht
When people talk of a population boom along the Chesapeake, they’re usually referring to a movement of families from metropolitan Washington. These days, they might be speaking of a different sort of Bayward migration, this one originating in the mountains of South America …

Chessie, on March 27, in Bill Burton’s “Chessie Lives!”
I fervently hope, dear readers, you won’t think I’ve been devouring too many martinis with my olives, or that at my age I’m beginning to imagine things, or tell fibs or, worst of all, that I’m a publicity seeker.

But I have a confession to make.

I saw Chessie.

In “We Are Not Alone,” on July 10 by Stacy Allen:
Whales, dolphins, manatees, sea turtles are among the strange and wonderful creatures with whom we share Chesapeake waters. They need our awareness and sometimes our help…

Things You’ve Discovered
Barter, with Sandra Martin, on Jan. 30, when you were likely still short on cash:
In its five-year history, Creative Barter Network has sent Douglas Pohlman, of Clipper Carpet Cleaning, on vacation to Aruba and the Bahamas — for 94 percent less money than his ready-cash neighbors paid for the same accommodations…

That’s a snippet of the services, goods and luxuries enjoyed cash-free by the 300-plus regional members of the network…

One of Southern Maryland’s surviving tobacco barns, with Sandra Martin, on March 6, for the opening of 1997’s March tobacco market
For two hours the chant of “80 give me 80 … 80 … give me 85 …” rose as buyers from five tobacco companies congregated over the heavy burdens. Men who know just about everything there is to know about tobacco, the buyers seemed to have stepped from the canvas of an old master…

Animal Acupuncture and other “Creature Comforts” with Sandra Martin on May 29
Now that the search for relief has raised holistic healing to new heights of acceptance, some animal lovers are saying “heal me, heal my dog…”

101 Movies, in Doc Shereikis’ “Great Paper Chase,” March 13:
There are 101 movie titles embedded in this story of passion and violence. Find them all and send us your answers. We’ll draw five names to win a pair of tickets to your local cinema…

“The Rhythms of Kayaking,” with Bill Lambrecht on May 15
The Chesapeake region may lack sea lion colonies and blue-footed boobies. But it has plenty of wildlife and beauty of its own,” explain Andrea Nolan and Mike Savario, whose kayak journeys include “a portion of the Patuxent shaped by the tides of the ocean, creating a unique and precious ecosystem. Wild rive and cattails bufffer the river…

How or recognize “The Perfect Crabcake,” with Sandra Martin, on August 14
Start with a pound of crabmeat, body or — better still — backfin or jumbo lump…

The Annapolis Opera, explored by Valerie James on Nov. 13
The audience falls under the spell of the beauty of the sets, the elegance of the costumes and the power of the performance. Voices of the singers fill the hall, wrapping around each member of the audience … What the audience sees is an experience that opera fans call the ultimate art. What they don’t see is everything it takes to bring this performance to life …

The Anne Arundel Community College Orchestra, introduced by writer-cellist Barbara Miller on Dec. 4:
By day, most of these musicians wear other guises. On Thursday evenings, they emerge from their other lives to play…

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